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This funny "Touch My Coffee, I will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won't Be Able To Find You" aluminum sign is the perfect way to add a touch of humor and sass to your space. Made from high-quality aluminum, this sign is lightweight and durable, and features a vibrant and eye-catching design that is sure to get attention.


Now available in 3 popular sizes!

Fridge Magnet - 4" x 6"

Large - 8" x 12"

Extra Large - 12" x 18"


Our aluminum signs are made with high-quality inks and include a UV coating that resists fading and sun damage.  Aluminum won't rust like tin, making them perfect for both indoor and outdoor use. These signs are easy to hang, come with pre-drilled holes and an option to add stainless steel screws to your purchase for easy installation. They make a great addition to any room, office, or outdoor space.


We've done our best to include the options we think will be most popular in our listings.  That being said, we specialize in creating personalized metal art and gifts. Color, size, names, dates, and most anything else can be customized to fit your needs and preferences. We want to make sure you get exactly what you're looking for, so don't hesitate to reach out with your ideas or requests. We're here to help you create something truly unique and special!


Superior Quality 

* Handcrafted with Pride in California 

* UV Coated to Protect from the Elements. 

* Suitable for Indoor and Outdoor Use    


Perfect For:

* Home and Office Decor

* Patio and Garden Decor

* Gifts for Those Who Have Everything!

Touch My Coffee, Even Google Won't Be Able To Find You, Aluminum Sign - S-312

    • Handcrafted with Pride in California.
    • Made withQuality Aluminum and a UV Protective Coating.
    • Rust and Fade Resistant.              
    • Perfect for Indoor and Outdoor Use.
    • Most orders ship within 3-5 business days.
    • Standard shipping time is 1-5 business days.

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