Since California banned plastic bags, it felt like the perfect time for a little reusable attitude.
Meet your new favorite grocery sidekick:
 
“Ban Idiots, Not Bags” — a heavy-duty reusable canvas shopping bag that says what everyone’s thinking while actually getting the job done. Ditch the flimsy paper bags with betrayal-level handles, this bag is built for real shopping trips, real weight, and real opinions.

Bag Details:
• Heavy-duty reusable canvas grocery bag with zipper
• 18.5” wide x 15” tall
• 5” wide bottom gusset for extra capacity
• Strong handles built for full grocery loads
• Folds easily for storage in your car or pantry

Perfect for grocery runs, farmers markets, Costco hauls, beach days, or just making a quiet statement in a loud world. Reusable. Durable. Unapologetic.

Great gift for:
• Sarcastic shoppers
• California locals
• Eco-conscious rebels
• Friends who are done with paper bag drama